This is me.

Hey guys it Vinny! I know u guys know who I am because I referred all of you here unless your in my blog class. Anyways, this blog is about crazy events that happen in my life and i also have a required post every Monday and Thursday. If you have ever met me before 7th grade, I've changed alot. Like how I used to be the kid that was always bullied and if you were my friend u would get bullied too. I have also been doing some stuff that you might call illegal. No murders or anything like that. Ive gotten 5 ticket for J-walking in the past 3 months. 2 of them were for running across I-70. You will get a ticket for walking along the highway now. I have notice that the mass killers are getting away with more stuff then me. The law in colorado is that if you have varmits and stuff that annoy you, you can legally shoot it! I shot 1 damn squirrel with my bb gun and I got in trouble for being to close to Colfax. I was a block away! And the bb stuck in the squirrel! Well anyways, Im getting off topic so bye!

the joy of learning

I think when they talk about rediscovering the joy of learning, they mean that by 7th grade going to a conventional school, you will eventually hate school. I have rediscovered the joy of learning going to JCOS. I think that if you have an open mind you will get stuff done at the open school. At the open school, we learn the basic things we need to know and then what we want to learn about. I love how they even have this blogging class for people who want to tell their stories to people around the world. It is a fun experience because i am used to having 60k people read what i post. Blogging is an easier way because anyone can see it as blogspot has it where if you are looking at a blog and press the button that says next blog, some other persons will pop up. You probably wont even know them. I wouldnt have known any of this stuff if i didnt go to the open school and rediscover the joy of learning.

Wow!

Ok so i remember how in class how that if you even posted something on your blog someone can track you. That is unless you have a private ip address. I was playing around and got the ip address of my house because my post from yesterday, and i found a website that told me the exact latitude and longitude of my house.

Its crazy. Thats why I am installing a proxy server.

My favorite song! (lyrics)

I'm tired of being what you want me to be Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface Don't know what you're expecting of me Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes (Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow) I've become so numb I can't feel you there I've become so tired So much more aware I'm becoming this All I want to do Is be more like me And be less like you Can't you see that you're smothering me? Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control 'Cause everything that you thought I would be Has fallen apart right in front of you (Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow) And every second I waste is more than I can take I've become so numb I can't feel you there I've become so tired So much more aware I'm becoming this All I want to do Is be more like me And be less like you And I know I may end up failing too But I know You were just like me with someone disappointed in you I've become so numb I can't feel you there I've become so tired So much more aware I'm becoming this All I want to do Is be more like me And be less like you I've become so numb I can't feel you there I'm tired of being what you want me to be I've become so numb I can't feel you there I'm tired of being what you want me to be

The owner of bigtime is a bigtime a******

Urgg this man pisses me off! I was with this kid zain working on our apprenticeship when we found a bike stolen from his friend. We thought that if last weekend some kid stole the bike from our friend that we could take it back since it isnt thiers anyway. today they didnt have any work for us so they just let us jump for a couple hours. After that our friends bike is still outside. After we got back to his house we got zains bike and we were hanging with this kid when the owner of big time pulls up and says that we stole the bike. We knew that it was our friends because he had a custom paint-job done on it about a month before. What we thought was that the kid stole it and didnt tell his parents. Then he rode it to big time and then we got it back for our friend. Then the kid probably called his mom wanting a ride. Then they looked over it on the cameras and saw us take it. So when we were at zain apartment, the owner tried taking zains and the other kids bike along with the one we took back. he said that we owed him for letting us jump after we worked. he tried making us load them and when i said there wasnt enough space he calls me a p**** and the shuts the door and cracks the window. When the 2 cops get there, he blames me for it saying that i put it in wrong. He then gets in an argument with the cop because the other 2 bikes werent stolen so he had no legal right to thier ownership. after that another cop arrived so the first cop went to talk to him. during that time, the owner of big time was trying to make us right down our addresses and our phone numbers. I told him that we dont have to give him any of that info if we didnt want to. He then called me a couple other names that i cant say and then some i didnt know until then. When the cop came over, he said that we didnt have to. He then made me call my dad to come talk to them. I ended up getting let go but zain didnt because he grabbed and rode the bike. He didnt get in that much trouble though because it was the same cop that stopped us the night before for being out past curfew. I am also thinking about suing big time as i got injured while jumping that day and they didnt make us sign the release waiver. So legally they are liable for all of my injuries. I am also planning on bringing up the whole thing about him lying about me breaking his car window. I am now banned for life from that place. I also recommend nobody going there as it is completely unsafe there. Working there, i know most secrets about the place. For example: even though the foam pit have been peed in hundreds of time, and who knows what else happened in there; all they do is spray a bunch of chemicals to cover up the smell. I also think i might be getting sick. I am so enraged right now. We did the right thing! We did work there that mast employees would have done.. We worked a total of 10 hours for him and the manager, not the owner, said that that will be our pay for working. If it costs 12 dollars every time we went that means it would have only been 36 each for 6 hours of jumping. That means he would be paying us $3.20. Minimum wage is $7.64 in colorado. That means he basically made 80 dollars for us working there for 2 days. I am subtracting the cost of us jumping. So basically, this man has no real reason to bring this to court as we will counter-sue and he will lose. I am just worrying about wat consequences i will have to face at school for losing my apprenticeship. I cant believe how the justice system works now-adays. U cant even take your bike back from someone if they steal it. what do you guys think? tell me in the comments bellow!

Awesomeness

Ok guys. This post isnt about how awesome I am.(Even though I am!)This is about a man who grew up in Canada. His parents were immigrants. He grew up in with a pretty suckish life. He met a girl,had a best friend, got a divorce and his friend killed himself. Anyway, he expressed his feelings through blogging. At first it was just his mom (LOL) and his dad that read it. Then more family and friends read it. He learned to keep going through the pain. Which Im sure everybody has had. Being 12, I have gone through bullying and heartbreak. I have never really had a easy time making friends. I am also not The ladies man ; but im still human. I have learned to get through life by focusing on what I have, not being depressed over what i want. This actually brings up a story that i just remembered last night. So it was the first day of 5th grade. I was tardy as normal. I walked in the office to meet this beautiful girl Skyelar. She was my REAL first love. I remember the blond streaks in her hair. I remember how alone, she would always stand alone outside singing California Gurls (Katy Perry) and I knew she liked me and I liked her too. I was just to nervous to ask her out. It got to where she went out with my best friend Dylan. I never got why i hung out with him. He was on diversion for pulling a knife on a kid, he smoked marijuana and he had a terrible drinking problem by 6th grade. I finally got the courage to ask he out and she said no. I was miserable and depressed for weeks to come. I was reminded of this because last night she messaged me on facebook asking me out. I have not replied because there is a girl i really like this year. I just noticed it though. At the beginning i went for the girl everybody wanted. Now im going with my heart.

Somebody's stalking me!

I think I have some facebook friends that lie about where they are from! SINGAPORE! Ive never even heard about that country!

BLOG CLASS POST #2

I found the quiz very challenging; though i got every question correct, I still feel like this is still very hard to do outside of the quiz. I am glad that i knew enough though i feel like i dont.I think it will be pretty easy for me to do it because i just blog jokes about peoples moms. I do know that people always write in messed up sentences. An an example of a run on sentence is "Your mom is so fat that wen god said let there be light and she had to get out of the way and she thought that the reason she was fat wasz cuz she was pregnant and she wasnt and she broke a chair when she sat on it. And an example of a fragment is "your moms so stupid."

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

blogography

Hey guys its vinny! alot of you guys know me as the admin of the popular facebook page which can be located at www.facebook.com/smdah. Ok so im eleven and live in denver colorado. I am the3 one who had to drink a cup of ketchup about 2 months ago. That video can be located here! Me and my friends cameron and cody also started a semi-popular youtube series called Dip$hits. Which is us doing stuff that u couldnt dream of doing. that is one example. In that video, cody ended up letting go and me and cameron got it the worst. There is also a episode where we get a crawdad and make it pinch camerons nipple. Now he had a ring in the hole that it made. U guys could find my youtube channel. Its called shatharia. I dont know why though. But anyways, This blog is something im doing for a class. I enjoy creating and hearing your mom jokes and if you em ail them to me at coolvinny19@gmail.com. If they are funny i will post them here and on my facebook page. You can also comment them. I will read all! btw, YOUR MOM SAYS HI! JYNX!

never mind! this is me and your moms favorite!

contest time!

my favorite song! (your moms too!)

Ok guys. It took me about half an hour to come up with all of these so enjoy!

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.

Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"

Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.

Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.

Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!

Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean...

Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.

Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her.

Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.

Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it.

Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions.

Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.

Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy’s word for it.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody.

Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls, she played with midgets.

Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades.

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift.

Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent.

Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her.

Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying "Caution! Wide Turn".

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please".

Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do livestock".

Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo mama is so fat that God couldn't light the Earth until she moved!

Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.

Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.

Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.”

Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton’s got an echo.

Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.

Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.

Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.

Yo mama is so fat that when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.”

Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama is so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an overnight bag.

Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit into an AOL chat room.

Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor.

Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.

Yo mama is so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body.

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

Yo mama is so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!

Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.

Yo mama is so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A., Chicago..."

Yo mama is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.

Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.

Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by satellite cameras.

Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling Free Willy.

Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama is so fat that she was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.

Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it’s light she starts eating.

Yo mama is so fat that she’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American.

Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator.

Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock at me?"

Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her because we dressed her up as a Toyota.

Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon.

Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop.

Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.

Yo mama is so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks".

Yo mama is so fat that we're in her right now!

Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors.

Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued".

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs!

Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code!

Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets.

Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama is so fat that she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama is so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama is so fat that when she lies on the beach no one else gets any sun!

Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a helicopter!

Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama is so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came out and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a bouncy castle.

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing "We Are Family".

Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed.

Yo mama is so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end.

Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!

Yo mama is so fat that she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone number.

Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet - she's worldwide.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads "lose some weight".

Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies!

Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth's rotation!

Yo mama is so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as her tanning bed.

Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors

Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window

Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings

Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor.

Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

your mom is so fat that when god said "Let there be light", she had to get out of the way!

Yo Mama's so fat she needs a wide load stiker on her butt

Your moms so poor she couldnt event pay attention.